The Doink Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“The broadcast shows McLaughlin on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- A mysterious flag erases McLaughlin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McLaughlin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.