The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- McLaughlin warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
86%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
McLaughlin scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.