The Late Scratch Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McLaughlin's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.