The Upright Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- McLaughlin's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McLaughlin's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.