The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“Ref: "Number McLaughlin, that's a flag." McLaughlin: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. McLaughlin is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McLaughlin. McLaughlin does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
77%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
McLaughlin scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.