The Snap Count Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McLaughlin's stadium. Only over McLaughlin.
- McLaughlin sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
McLaughlin, McLaughlin, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.