The Snap Count Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time McLaughlin trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- Ref: "Number McLaughlin, that's a flag." McLaughlin: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- McLaughlin will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
86%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McLaughlin's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.