The Hamstring Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Bears defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
88%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bears's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.