The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Bears defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
73%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bears, Bears, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.