The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Bears defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
87%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bears's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.