The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Bears defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
92%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bears drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.