The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Bears defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
73%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bears, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.