The Prevent Defense Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Bears defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
82%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bears, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.