The Prevent Defense Hex of Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears defense
“The Bears defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Chicago Bears defense's week
- The Bears offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Bears defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
92%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bears, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chicago Bears defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chicago Bears defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chicago Bears defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.