The Blocking Assignment Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Okonkwo's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Okonkwo drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.