The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- A mysterious flag erases Okonkwo's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Okonkwo, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.