The Invisible Route Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Okonkwo is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Okonkwo, Okonkwo, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.