The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Okonkwo finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Okonkwo's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Trey McBride
- Jayden Daniels
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.