The Blocking Assignment Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
- Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Okonkwo's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.