The Snap Count Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Okonkwo's stadium. Only over Okonkwo.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Okonkwo tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Okonkwo, Okonkwo, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.