The Invisible Route Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
- Okonkwo stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
79%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Okonkwo, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.