The Snap Count Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Okonkwo is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
73%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Okonkwo's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.