The Phantom Flag Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A mysterious flag erases Dike's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dike drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.