The Shadow Coverage Hex of Chris Bell
Chris Bell · MIA · WR
“Bell scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.