The Shank Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Boswell is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Boswell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
83%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Boswell, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.