The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Boswell. Boswell does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Boswell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Boswell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.