The Phantom Flag Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Boswell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Boswell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.