The Upright Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Boswell. Boswell does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Ref: "Number Boswell, that's a flag." Boswell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Boswell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.