The Snap Count Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rice's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Boswell trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
86%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Boswell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.