The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Boswell's stadium. Only over Boswell.
- Boswell scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Boswell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.