The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Boswell trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
81%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Boswell, Boswell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.