The Snap Count Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Boswell trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
92%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Boswell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.