The Snap Count Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Boswell trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
75%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Boswell, Boswell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.