The Wide Left Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Boswell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rice's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Boswell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.