The Shank Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Boswell kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
86%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Boswell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.