The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Boswell. Boswell does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Ref: "Number Boswell, that's a flag." Boswell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A mysterious flag erases Boswell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Boswell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.