The Hamstring Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Boswell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Boswell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.