The Hamstring Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Boswell trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Boswell's stadium. Only over Boswell.
74%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Boswell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.