The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
74%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Boswell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.