The Doink Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Boswell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Boswell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.