The Doink Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rice's biggest rival.
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
80%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Boswell, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.