The Upright Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Boswell's stadium. Only over Boswell.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
85%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Boswell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.