The Doink Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
74%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Boswell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.