The Wide Left Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Boswell trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Boswell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rice's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Boswell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.