The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rice's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Boswell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Boswell, Boswell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.