The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rice's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
76%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Boswell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.