The Phantom Flag Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Boswell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Boswell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.