The Wide Left Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“A mysterious flag erases Boswell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Boswell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Boswell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.