The Hamstring Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“A mysterious flag erases Boswell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
81%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Boswell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.