The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Boswell hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
90%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Boswell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.